Jorgeisms - The Sound Files

We know that daily affirmation of quality is necessary in order to achieve a true heightened sense of technical completeness. With this in mind, we have created the Jorgeisms Page. This page contains wave files that can be clicked on in order to receive an almost serene, spiritual message from Jorge Gonzoles himself. I.S.S.T. scientists spent a month studying S.P.A.M. chronicles of Jorge on a sabbatical to an old ancient ruin deep in the jungles of South America. We were told that he and his brother came to this place to contemplate their future in the new country and whether they should even take the journey! Thank the banana cherubs for seeing them through that ordeal!

The Jorgeisms are titled to help you select the type of affirmation you are seeking. Sit back, dim the lights, and get in touch with your inner Jorge now!

A Jorge Greeting Jorge on Exercise
Jorge Ordering A Pizza Jorge the Lifesaver
Jorge Discussing Assumptions Jorge on Printing
Jorge Discussing Errors Jorge on Quality
Jorge Talks Religion Jorge Accessing the Opto-Structure

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